It looks like this:
We both know I had it yesterday. I must have set it down in some odd place. I have already looked in many typical places and lots of the odd ones. Am I being gaslighted? Did I set in down in the garage?
It is dark-ish and not giant. Maybe it is hidden behind something else. It is not near the ironing board [what's an ironing board?]. It is not in the basement nor the guest room. I think I got my morning walk in doing the search and the 2nd search and the others.
Look more carefully! Think! Think! Wonder if my brain is losing some of its function. I wonder if I should install some security cameras so I could watch myself.
I looked at the microwave. The door was closed. When I opened it, there's my blue mug sitting calmly since yesterday noon. This is not the first time I have put something inside and forgotten it. Believe me, it is never going to happen again.
