basics for a kissing merit badge

My great grandson is getting older and more sophisticated.  At age 9, he is on the edge of being manly and reluctant to get a kiss from me.  He has been in Cub Scouts for a while and is learning about awards, ranks, achievements and badges.

I asked him if he had earned the kissing merit badge.  He said no and that he doubted there was such a thing as a kissing merit badge.  I am pretty sure that Scouts can construct a badge specifically for a given purpose if supervised by an adult, such as me.  In the interests of furthering knowledge, skills and insights for boys and girls too, of course, I am giving here what might be a skeleton outline of the requirements for a kissing merit badge.

Discuss theory and demonstrate good practice of kissing in the following areas:

Preparation for kissing

    Deciding who to kiss

    Reacting to an offer of a kiss from another

    Being physically attractive with good breath, etc

    How to stand or sit for kissing

Types of kisses

    Kissing your mother

    Kissing your father

    Kissing other adult family members

    Kissing someone's hand or ring

    Kissing someone's cheek

    Air-kissing in the vicinity of another person

    Kissing a dog or cat

    Throwing kisses

Performing a kiss

    Kissing standing

    Kissing sitting

    Kissing lying down

    Kissing in motion as on bicycles or horses

    Kissing with braces

    Pausing before fully engaging

    Eye contact before, during and after a kiss

    Position of the hands during kisses

    Position of the lips, teeth, jaw, tongue, and neck during kisses

Behavior post-kiss

    Embarrassment

    Reacting to one's own displeasure or disgust

    Reacting to arousal

    Commenting on the quality of a kiss to a kissing partner