This from my friend from North Carolina in his weekly newsletter, Toward the Light
MOMS
Random answers from Elementary School kids when
asked about their moms:
*Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the Scotch tape
is.
2. Mostly to clean house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
*What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God made mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then
they mostly use string, I think.
*What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
*What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just
got to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring
them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the
real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want
to sleep over at your friend's.
*What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, pay bills all day.
* What would make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
* Why did God give you your mother and not some other
mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's
moms like me.
*Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And
my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking
cap on
Bill
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