Sometimes, I go to the seafood refrigerated cabinet in our Walmart and buy bacon-wrapped scallops for about $10. Scallops, as served, are small cakes of seafood from inside a bivalve (two -shelled creatures from the sea). The ones I buy take 18-22 minutes of baking. They come with a strip of bacon wrapped around them. My family is from Maryland, also known for crabs.
I used to scorn my dad for ordering seafood in a fancy restaurant with an extensive menu of good food but now I do the same thing.